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Monday, September 3, 2012

Seventeen


Dalton gripped the flashlight and opened the door. He saw only the backyard, silent and still. A little brighter now. The moon must be back. He snapped the flashlight off and stuck his head outside the door. He looked both ways. Nothing.
He took a deep breath. He heard Maylee and Brooke start banging on the bathroom door. He heard the corpses moan in response.
"Hey!" came Maylee's voice, sounding far away and muffled. "We're in here! Come and get us!"
Dalton ducked out the door and into the yard.
He took a moment to let his eyes adjust to the moonlight and to listen. He heard moaning here and there, but nothing close. He swallowed and headed for the side of the house.
Rounding the corner, he saw nothing. He sighed in relief and walked as quietly as he could up the side of the house. He stopped at the corner, where he could see the street.
A few corpses were wandering up the street. At least Dalton assumed they were corpses. They moved too slowly and too strangely to be human. None of them saw Dalton.
He heard screams somewhere far off. Voices he didn't recognize. Screams of pain or fear. Maybe an alarm, too far away to be sure.
He steeled up his courage and poked his head around the corner. The front yard looked clear. He smiled and stepped out, facing the side of the front stoop.
Cold hands closed on his throat from behind.
Without thinking, Dalton dropped to his knees. The move was out of panic more than anything else, but he slipped free of the corpse's fingers. He spun onto his rear and looked up.
It was a woman with blond hair and ...
Dalton blinked.
Mrs. Harris. His teacher. He recognized her blond hair and green eyes, but the bottom half of her face was torn to shreds. A wet cavity of blood and meat. Her tongue flopped from side to side. Two bones on each side of her face, what was left of her jaw, worked up and down. She reached for him.
Dalton screamed, clambered to his feet, and ran.
He ran to the front porch and looked inside. The living room was a wreck. A big group of corpses was clustered outside the bathroom door, groaning at Maylee and Brooke as they banged on the door from inside. The corpses didn't notice him, but they were blocking the way to the kitchen. He'd have to use the side door, the one the eyeless man had come through.
He swallowed and hoped there weren't any corpses in there. Mrs. Harris gurgled at him from his right, reminding him to hurry.
He ran for the other side of the house. Fear of Mrs. Harris pushed him around the corner without stopping to look. He stopped when he realized what he was doing. It was clear. No corpses between him and the kitchen door. It swung to and fro, just as the corpses had apparently left it. He glanced back at Mrs. Harris. She was just past the front porch now, moving slowly and making a low choking growl.
Dalton sucked in his breath and ran for the kitchen. He stopped when he reached the door.
Through the doorway to the kitchen, Dalton could see the corpses crowding the bathroom. They were all in the hallway and the kitchen looked clear. He could see the phone in its cradle next to the microwave. The phone Brooke had used to call for the pizza.
As quietly as he could, he crept into the kitchen and headed for the phone.
He could hear Maylee and Brooke banging on the door. The corpses were focused on them. None of them noticed Dalton creeping up from behind. He was almost to the phone.
Groaning came from behind him. Dalton turned. The corpse from earlier, the one with his head bent all the way back, was standing in the doorway. The corpse's back faced Dalton, which meant the corpse's head faced Dalton. The corpse saw. He groaned at him.
Dalton screamed. The corpses in the hallway heard and turned and groaned at him. Corpses closed in on him from both sides.
* * *
Maylee was in the middle of hitting the door, hand raised in mid-strike, when Dalton's scream echoed through the house. The sound sent cold panic through her. She heard the corpses at the door change their focus, heard their groans now being directed at the kitchen. "Dalton!" she yelled.
"There's too many!" he yelled.
"I'm coming!" she yelled. She unlocked the door.
"Maylee, don't!" yelled Brooke, pulling Maylee back. "Let me do it! It's too dangerous."
Brooke opened the door. Over Brooke's shoulder, Maylee could see the corpses moving to the kitchen.
"Hey!" yelled Brooke. She kicked one of the corpses in the back. "Look, dumb-asses! More meat over here!"
The corpses turned to Brooke. Maylee could see Dalton in the kitchen, running away from the corpse with his head bent all the way back.
"That's right!" yelled Brooke at the corpses. "Come on!" She ran down the hallway. The corpses slowly followed her. Maylee stood as far back and as still as she could, amazed that none of them noticed her.
When the hallway was clear, Maylee snatched up her bat from the back of the toilet and ran for the kitchen. Dalton was barely avoiding the broken-neck corpse, which was stumbling around and grabbing at him.
Maylee ran up to the corpse and, screaming, slammed the thing across the head with her bat. The thing's head snapped up the other way, landing against the thing's chest. The corpse groaned, muffled now, and stumbled away. She ran to Dalton and grabbed him.
"Did they hurt you?" she asked.
"No," said Dalton. "No, I'm fine."
"Come on, we gotta go!"
She pulled him out the door and looked up and down the side of the house. A blond woman, face in ruin, was rounding the corner from the front. Maylee figured she and Dalton could get around her. The backyard was too dark to chance.
"Wait!" said Dalton, pulling on her arm. "The phone! I forgot the phone!"
* * *
Brooke ran for the living room, hoping the corpses were following her. She stopped and looked back. Sure enough, they were stumbling after her, groaning and working their jaws. She looked around for a weapon. Nothing. Just toppled furniture, a ruined TV and ...
her phone!
She rushed over and bent to pick it up. She opened it and started punching in 911.
The corpses reached the living room. They came at her, groaning.
No time for phone calls. She closed the phone. "Guys!" she yelled, hoping Dalton and Maylee could hear. "Go out the kitchen door! I'm going out the front!"
She turned to rush out the front door. The pizza boy stood there, neck gaping and oozing dark blood. He gurgled and hissed at her.
Without thinking, without time for thought, Brooke backed away. Cold hands fell on her shoulders. She spun, screaming. The man with no eyes groaned at her. She wrenched herself free, backing away from the approaching group of corpses.
The pizza boy at her back grabbed her by the hair. He moaned and bit into the back of her head. Brooke sucked in a sharp gasp as his teeth scraped against her skull. Then pain hit and she shrieked.
She felt the pizza boy pull away a section of her scalp. She heard him chew. The corpses in front of her, led by the eyeless man, drew close. The eyeless man moaned and leaned in to bite her shoulder. Blood shot across the eyeless man's face, pooling in his empty eye sockets. Brooke screamed and the eyeless man chewed.
The other corpses drew near. Brooke was nearly lost in a haze of pain and shock. Her right hand still gripped her cell phone.
The kids.
She mustered the last bit of sanity and strength she had. She turned to face the pizza boy. He was chewing on a hunk of her scalp. Brooke saw her own hair and skin dangle from the pizza boy's mouth.
"Fuck you," she said. Then she flung the phone over his shoulder, out into the yard.
Please God, let them find it.
The eyeless man bit into her neck. Numerous cold hands closed on her.
Brooke screamed one last time.
* * *
"We have to get the phone!" said Dalton, pulling Maylee back toward the kitchen.
"Forget the phone!" yelled Maylee, tugging him back the other way. "We have to get out of here!"
"We gotta call Mom!" yelled Dalton, wriggling his hand free of Maylee and running back inside.
"Dammit, Dalton!" said Maylee. She gripped the handle of her bat and followed.
Maylee ran inside and first saw the broken-neck corpse stumbling blindly around. His face was still buried in his chest and he was far enough away to be safe for the moment. Dalton was grabbing the phone off its charger. He started dialing. Maylee ran over and snatched it from him.
"Forget the damned phone!" she said, dropping the phone on the counter. "We have to get out of here NOW."
Brooke's screams came from the living room. Both Maylee and Dalton stopped and looked at each other. The broken-neck corpse jerked in reaction to the scream, moaning into its chest and reaching at nothing.
"Brooke!" yelled Maylee, running through the kitchen and into the hallway. Dalton followed behind her.
The hallway was full of corpses, all pushing their way into the living room with their backs to Maylee and Dalton. Somewhere among them, Brooke was screaming. Maylee couldn't see her.
"Brooke!" Maylee shouted. She slammed the bat into the head of the closest corpse. The corpse shook and turned to face her. It was an old woman wearing a floral-print dress and a half-rotten old hat. Her eyes were white and she chattered brown, rotten teeth at Maylee.
Maylee screamed and the corpses clogging the hallway turned in response.
"Crap," said Dalton.
"Yeah," said Maylee. She turned to run back to the kitchen. Dalton followed.
Maylee stopped as she reached the kitchen. The blond woman missing the bottom half of her face was staggering in. Her bloody, ruined jaw worked up and down and she let out a bloody hiss.
Maylee gripped her bat tight and ran to the woman. Screaming, she slammed the woman across the head as hard as she could. The woman's head snapped to one side with a loud "pop" and the woman staggered. Maylee ran past her and into the side yard, assuming Dalton was behind her.
She was wrong. She spun around, looking. "Dalton?"
"Mom?" came Dalton's voice from the kitchen. "Mom, it's me!"
Maylee ran back into the kitchen. Dalton was at the counter, phone held to his ear.
"Dalton!" yelled Maylee. The corpses from the hallway were staggering into the kitchen. The two corpses already in the kitchen were staggering around, heads limp, but it was only a matter of time before one of them found him. Maylee rushed over and snatched the phone from Dalton's hand. "Dammit, we have to go!"
Mom's voice came from the phone, quiet and metallic sounding. "Maylee? Is that you?"
Maylee looked around the room. They had seconds to get out, maybe. She put the phone to her ear. "Mom?"
"Maylee?" came Mom's voice. "Oh thank God. Is there..."
"They're everywhere Mom, they just keep coming!"
"I know, honey. Just please get somewhere safe!"
Maylee looked around. It was going to be tight. "Mom, I'm sorry."
"What?"
Maylee swallowed. "I'm sorry for what I said, Mom." She sniffed and wiped at her eyes.
Dalton seemed to finally notice how close the corpses from the hallway were getting. He looked around, panic on his face.
"Maylee honey, I'm sorry too." It sounded like Mom was crying. "Just please..."
Dalton started screaming. Maylee looked around. The corpses were close now. One grabbed Dalton. He kept screaming, struggling with the corpse.
"Dalton!" yelled Maylee, dropping the phone.
"Maylee! Dalton!" came Mom's distant voice from the phone as it fell. Then Maylee was too far away to hear.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

LOLD versions of Lakewood Memorial and Ashton Memorial going away!

Hey guys. Just wanted to let you know that the Library Of The Living Dead prints of Lakewood Memorial and Ashton Memorial will be going away soon. How soon? I really don't know but I know the plug has been pulled and it's just a matter of time until Amazon updates stuff on their end. So if you want a copy of the original prints with the original artwork, get them now!


Monday, August 27, 2012

Sixteen


Angie heard movement coming from the utility closet. She stepped away from the nurse's desk and ran over.
Park was coming down the ladder, a rifle slung over one shoulder.
"My god," she said. "I can't believe that honestly worked."
Park snorted. "Thanks a lot." He stepped away from the ladder.
Kristen was kneeling by Mr. Paulson's wheelchair, helping Freeda check the oxygen tank. She stood up and walked over to the closet. "Sam? Where's Sam? We heard a lot of noise."
Sam appeared on the ladder. "I bet you did. That was genius-boy smashing the outside ladder. We aren't getting out that way now." He dropped to the bottom of the closet and adjusted his glasses.
"We weren't getting out that way before, anyway," said Park. He pulled a box of ammo from his pocket and started loading the rifle.
"Well, it's nice to have options," said Sam. He nodded to Kristen, who smiled and walked back over to Mr. Paulson.
"Okay," said Angie, checking her cell phone for any missed calls. There were none. "Let's get ready to move." She nodded to Freeda, who nodded back. Dear God, let my kids be okay.
Sam was frowning about something. "Give me a second," he said, stepping into the hallway. "Gotta get this thing loaded."
* * *
Sam stepped into the hallway and fumbled with his gun. Dammit, Kristen hadn't even touched him. He'd nearly died out there, and she hadn't even touched him.
Her dad. Always her dad. She barely looked at Sam anymore.
Of course he'd said okay when the old man needed to move in. How could he not? But the old man took so much damned time and attention. Sam was forty-five and childless. They'd never have children at this rate. Hell, the old man was their child. A vulgar, hateful child.
Hot tears stung his eyes and he took off his glasses to rub them. No time for this. No time for crying or for being a whiny little bitch about life. Time to man up.
He put the glasses back on and felt around in his pocket for the box of ammo.
Moaning came from the nearest patient room.
Panic shot up Sam's back. How'd those things get inside? How many of them were there?
Then he realized. It was just Park's friend.
He breathed out and started to the others for help. Then he cursed himself.
Fuck, does the pussy need help checking on some sick asshole? Dammit, Shuab, be a man!
He sighed and stepped into the patient room.
The sick guy was lying on the bed, moving his head from side to side. The guy's eyes were cloudy and his mouth chewed slowly at nothing.
"Hey, Moe? It is Moe, right? Are you okay?"
Moe said nothing. He moved his head around and moaned. He hadn't blinked since Sam had entered.
"Looks like we'll be getting out of here soon, thanks to your buddy's guns," Sam continued.
Moe said nothing.
"Well, fuck you then. What do I look like, a nurse?"
Sam turned to leave. Moe let out a long groan.
Sam turned back. "Shit, that sounded bad. You okay?" He stepped over to look down at Moe.
His glasses slipped down his nose. Sam cursed and took them off. "Hate these things."
Moe sat up and bit.
Moe's teeth closed on Sam's cheek and eye. Skin gave way and peeled back. Sam's eye was punctured. Blood and something thicker ran down Sam's cheek as his body shook involuntarily. Hot pain shot through Sam's head and for a moment he was too shocked to scream. Moe's head slid down to Sam's throat and bit. Sam felt a chunk of his neck pull free. He tried to scream then and couldn't. His voice box was gone. Moe moaned and chewed.
Sam's knees buckled and he dropped. Blood flowed fast. He tried crawling for the door. He was getting weak fast. Moe dropped off the bed onto Sam's back. Sam felt Moe biting into the back of his head. Scalp and hair tore away.
Oh shit, Kristen. Kristen. I'm sorry.
He felt dizzy. Far away from the sounds of Moe chewing.
Then he was dead.
* * *
Angie spun away from Freeda as a loud "thump" came from the hallway. Everyone stopped what they were doing.
"Shit," she said. "What was that?"
"Dunno," said Park as he finished loading the rifle. He slung the gun over his shoulder. "Let's see."
Angie and Park rushed into the hallway, then turned to enter Moe's room. Angie gasped when she saw.
Moe straddled Sam's body, chewing at an open wound in the back of Sam's head. Sam's head rocked from side to side in rhythm with Moe's bites.
"Oh god," said Angie.
"Oh dammit, Moe," said Park.
Mr. Paulson's voice came from the nurse's station. "What the fuck is it now?"
Park took the rifle from his shoulder. Moe looked up at Park. He moaned, a hunk of Sam's flesh falling from his mouth.
Angie turned to Park. "Listen to me, Parker. He's not your friend anymore and..."
Park fired right through Moe's brain. Moe fell backward, legs splayed, and slumped against the side of the bed. His head fell to one side. He was still.
"Yeah," said Park, lowering the rifle. "No shit." Park sniffed and rubbed his eyes.
"Sam!" shrieked Kristen from behind them. She pushed past and rushed to Sam's body. "Oh god, god no! No!" She knelt and cradled his head. Blood and muck ran down her lap. "Honey! No!"
Angie swallowed. "I'm so sorry..."
"The hell you are!" Kristen yelled. "Sam was right! This is all your fault! You led us back here!"
"Listen lady," said Park, leveling the rifle at Sam. "You're going to have to move."
Kristen gasped and pulled Sam's body closer. "You keep away from him!"
"What the hell are you doing in there?" yelled Mr. Paulson from the nurse's station.
Freeda ran back and saw. "Oh shit."
Park sighed and lowered the gun. "What the fuck lady? He's already dead."
Kristen sobbed and clutched Sam's body. "You are NOT going to shoot him!"
Angie turned to Park. "Listen. It looks like the head's already injured, so maybe..."
Park shook his head. "Not deep enough. We have to be sure."
Angie turned back. Kristen was sobbing and rocking Sam's body back and forth. "Listen, Kristen..."
"Shut up!" Kristen shrieked.
"I'm all alone out here, dammit!" yelled Mr. Paulson from the nurse's station.
Kristen sobbed.
Angie spoke as softly as she could. "Kristen, we have to be sure. You saw what happened to Moe. If we aren't sure, he'll get back up and he won't be your husband." She felt like a fraud. If her kids were dead, she'd be done. Would she listen to anyone trying to give her perspective?
Please God, please, don't let my kids be dead.
Kristen looked down and sobbed.
"Will some-fucking-one please come help the crippled fucking old man!" yelled Mr. Paulson.
Kristen took a deep, ragged breath and nodded. "Okay. But let me do it."
Park frowned, lowering the rifle further. "You know how to use this?"
Kristen nodded and wiped her eyes. "I know enough."
Angie nodded and took the gun from Park. "Okay then. Here." She handed the rifle to Kristen. Kristen's hands shook as she took it.
"Thank you," said Kristen.
"We'll give you a moment," said Angie, turning back toward the door. Park was blocking the way.
He frowned at her. "You sure about this?"
Angie nodded. "Yeah. Let's go."
Angie, Park and Freeda moved slowly back out to the nurse's station. Mr. Paulson was complaining and yelling for his daughter, but Angie couldn't focus on the words. They all waited nearly ten minutes.
A shot came from the other room. And the sound of Kristen sobbing.

Monday, August 20, 2012

Fifteen


"Dalton!" came Maylee's voice from the darkness.
No wait, not darkness, Dalton realized. His eyes were just shut. And his chin really hurt.
He opened his eyes. He was on his back in the basement, looking up at the hole he had made. He blinked at the blurry light from the hole. A shape was looking down at him. He blinked again and saw it was Maylee. He groaned and sat up.
"Shit," said Maylee. "Are you okay?"
"What happened?" he asked.
"You fell. And you've been like that for like ten minutes. I thought you were dead."
Brooke's head appeared next to the hole. "Is he awake?"
Dalton nodded up at them.
Brooke sighed. "Thank god. Now get back up here before you get really hurt. This was a terrible idea."
Dalton shook his head and climbed to his feet. "No way. This is working."
"Maybe she's right," said Maylee.
"No!" said Dalton, glaring up at her. "Let me do this! I can do this. And we'll get to talk to Mom because I did it."
He stepped away from the light of the hole, looking for another light. The unfinished basement was cluttered and dusty, with abandoned tools lying on the floor where the landlord had left them. Dalton knelt and found a wrench, then a rusty hammer, then a flashlight.
He clicked the flashlight on and a dim, dingy light came from it. Like the battery was weak. Have to hurry, he thought. Battery won't last long.
"Dalton!" came Maylee's voice.
Dalton stepped back into the light. "I found a flashlight!"
"Great," said Maylee. "You can use it to blind the dead people. Just get up here."
"Dammit, Maylee. Let me do this."
Maylee frowned down at him. Brooke appeared back in the hole. Maylee pushed her away. "Okay. Go. But be careful."
Dalton nodded, clicked on the flashlight, and stepped away from the light. He decided to check outside first.
Using the dim light in his hand, he slowly made his way to the door. The door had a small window with a curtain. He pulled the curtain back and peeked out. He couldn't see anything, so he stepped back and looked at the door itself. It was locked, just like he'd expected. He put an ear to the door and listened. Nothing. Or at least, nothing loud.
Then again, he realized, how loud would dead people be?
He grabbed the deadbolt and turned. The lock clicked open. Dalton stopped to listen. Again, nothing.
He drew in a breath and pushed the door slowly open.
The grass of his backyard greeted him. Dark and silent. The moonlight he'd seen before was gone. Cloudy, Dalton thought. Just great.
He stuck his head out to look around. Just in time to see a corpse stumble around the corner.
Crap! He snapped off the flashlight and ducked back inside, shutting the door as silently as he could. He heard the thing drawing near. He'd gotten a good look at it. It was the man they'd seen out the window earlier. The one with his head bent all the way back. So maybe it hadn't seen Dalton. Had it?
The shape of the corpse appeared in the door's window. It moaned, muffled by the wood of the door. It stopped just outside the window.
Crap. It saw me. Or it can smell me.
And he hadn't gotten a ladder ready to climb back up the hole. Was there even a ladder down here? How could he be so stupid?
He swallowed, his heart pounding, and stared at the shape in the window.
With a groan, the shape shuffled out of view.
Dalton breathed out. It hadn't noticed him.
He clicked the flashlight back on and scanned the basement for a ladder. He found one, rusting in a corner. He grabbed it and dragged it to the hole. It was the kind that opened to stand on its own, which was a relief. He opened it and placed it under the hole. He looked up at Maylee.
"Okay. All clear," he said. "You guys start banging in about five minutes."
Maylee nodded and disappeared from view.
Dalton drew himself up and turned to head for the door.

Monday, August 13, 2012

Fourteen


Park pushed open the door to the roof and cursed under his breath. Moe had looked bad. Real bad. He paused on the ladder, smelling the night air and listening. He heard groaning and smelled rot, but nothing that seemed close by. That was good. If the corpses could climb up onto roofs, Park and the others would be extra fucked.
"See anything?" said Sam from behind him on the ladder.
"The sky," said Park, then climbed the rest of the way up onto the roof.
Up here, Park could smell the rotting corpses and hear their groaning even more. It sounded like the fuckers were everywhere.
He stepped away from the opening and Sam climbed up after him.
"Damn," he said, rubbing his arms in the cold air. "Fucking stinks up here."
"Aren't you just full of useful information?" said Park. He turned around, scanning all corners of the roof, trying to get his bearings. Finally he stopped and pointed. "The most light seems to be coming from that way, so I'm betting that's the parking lot."
Park strode that direction, not bothering to check if Sam was following him.
Damn it, Moe had looked bad.
They reached the edge of the roof and looked down. It was indeed the parking lot. A few corpses were wandering around, but it looked like most of them had already crowded their way into the hospital.
"Damn," said Sam as he looked down. "Seems high from up here. Doesn't this place only have the one floor?"
"Yeah," said Park. "There's probably ductwork and crap between the ceiling and the roof, too, though. Adds several feet. Plus, you're a pussy."
"Fuck you."
Park looked to his left and saw the rounded top of a metal ladder bolted into the roof. "That would be the ladder," he said.
He went to the ladder and looked over the side. The ladder ran straight down to the pavement of the parking lot. He looked around and saw his truck, parked over by the emergency room. Even with the ladder depositing them right onto the parking lot, it would still be quite a run. The few corpses wandering around would have plenty of time to notice and come after them.
Moe had barely been able to talk. His voice had sounded like he was choking.
"Okay," said Park, pointing. "There's the truck. We'll have to move fast."
"Fuck," said Sam, looking from the bottom of the ladder to the truck. "You would have to park so far away."
"Yeah, I should have considered having to climb down from the roof to avoid walking corpses. Now shut the fuck up and let's go."
Park climbed onto the ladder first, swinging around to face Sam and putting his feet on the topmost rung.
"Okay," he started, then stopped when the lights on the roof and in the parking lot flickered.
"Shit," said Sam, looking around. "Be all we'd need to have the fucking power go out."
Park grunted and nodded.
And down they went. Slowly, hand over hand, Park descended the ladder. Sam was several rungs above him. Park could smell rotting flesh and blood, but the moans were still relatively far away. So far, so good. As long as the light held...
And then the lights went out. All around Park went black. Seriously black. No nearby lights worked and the sky was overcast, obscuring moon and stars.
"Shit!" said Sam from above. "Can't see a fucking thing!"
"Damn it!" Park said, stopping his climbing. "Just stop up there. Hopefully it'll come back."
"How far did we get?"
"Not sure. Close, I think."
"Shit. Maybe we should jump for it."
Park's hands were slippery with sweat. "Don't be a fucking idiot. If you sprain your ankle or some shit, I ain't stopping for you."
"Let's go back up."
"Dammit, just stay where you are... wait, do you smell that?"
"What?" said Sam. "Just the same stink of those rotting fuckers."
"Yeah, but it's stronger..."
The lights flickered back on just as Park was looking down. A corpse closed its hand on Park's foot and pulled him off the ladder.
Park hit the pavement stomach first. It hurt and the air rushed from his lungs, but there was no time to worry about it. The corpse was behind him, moaning and squeezing his leg. Soon it would be biting.
Park rolled over as best he could and kicked at the corpse. It was a man, bloated and slimy. He wore a blue button-up shirt that was torn and rotted. Fresh dirt clung to his body and clothes in thick clumps. This one's been buried a while, Park thought.
He took a quick glance up and saw Sam still clinging to the ladder, looking down with wide eyes. Useless. Park kicked at the bloated man with his free leg. The bloated man's head whipped back with a cracking noise and he let go. Park pulled his leg away and stood. The bloated man squirmed on the pavement, his head lolling around loosely. Park kicked again, hard. The man's skull caved on one side and he was still.
Sam was climbing down the ladder behind him. "Thanks for all the help," said Park, turning to look at him.
Sam blinked and turned red. "You know damned good and well that happened too fast to do anything..."
"Whatever," said Park. "Just don't shoot yourself from shaking so bad when you get a gun."
Park turned and headed for his truck. Why was he even bothering? He'd been planning on killing himself earlier today, why hadn't he just let the bloated thing do it?
Damn it, Moe had looked bad.
"You know what?" said Sam from behind him. "I'm getting really sick of your bullshit."
Park stopped and turned. Sam stopped and looked at him. "You really want to do this now?" said Park. "You want to have this discussion right fucking now?"
And a corpse came out from behind a car and grabbed Sam from behind. It was a young girl in a cheerleader outfit. One of the two Park had seen earlier.
"Shit!" yelled Sam. The cheerleader moved her mouth to Sam's neck. Park stepped over and punched the girl in the forehead. She stopped, blinked and hissed at him
Sam pulled away and stepped back. "Damn it! I can't take this disgusting shit."
"Goddammit, get something heavy!" yelled Park.
Sam glared at him, then rushed off. From the corner of his eye, Park could see Sam rooting around in the back of a nearby pickup. Park watched the girl. She moaned and reached for him, but slowly enough that Park could keep clear of her. Finally, Sam rushed back over with a crowbar.
"Here," Sam said, handing it to Park.
Park glanced over at Sam. "Really? You're giving it to me? She's right there. You could do it."
"I can't handle this disgusting shit!"
"You gotta be fucking kidding me," said Park. He took the crowbar and slammed it down on the cheerleader's head. She shook from the force. Her arms twitched. Then she collapsed to the ground, still.
"Go team," said Park.
He turned to look at Sam. The big man was adjusting his glasses and staring at the collapsed cheerleader. "Here," said Park, handing him the crowbar. "This is for cheerleaders. Now let's go."
They walked the rest of the way to Park's truck in silence. It sat where Park had left it, crooked in a handicapped spot in front of the emergency room doors.
"Nice parking," said Sam from behind him. Park fished out his keys and unlocked the door. The door creaked as he pulled it open. Park reached inside and found the two hunting rifles he and Moe had been using.
Moe had barely been able to speak when Park had last seen him, lying on the hospital bed in that empty room.
Moe's lips had been dry and his voice hoarse. "I'm not going to make it, Park."
"Sure you will," Park had said, knowing full well it was bullshit but not knowing what else to say. Not knowing what else to think.
"You know better than that," Moe had said. "Listen, Park. If you get a chance to get out of here, take it. Don't die because of me. Just go."
In the parking lot, Park turned and handed Sam a gun. "Here. You can use this on cheerleaders too." He set the other gun down in the passenger seat, then leaned over to open the glove compartment. He pulled out a box of ammo and straightened back up.
He turned and handed the box to Sam. Sam slung the rifle over one shoulder and took the box.
"You might want to put the ammo in your pocket," said Park.
"Why?"
"So you don't drop it."
"Why would I drop it?
"Because I'm about to punch you in the face." And Park did. As hard as he could.
Sam staggered back, surprised. Park took the moment to climb into the truck and shut the door. Just go.
"What the fuck?" Sam sputtered from outside.
"Best of luck," said Park, starting the engine. He'd take a short drive home, then off himself on his own terms. He was done. He'd been done all day, he'd just been delayed.
Park put the truck in reverse and backed out of the spot. Surprised I didn't get a ticket, he thought, smirking to himself. He pulled away, driving for the road.
In the rearview mirror, Sam was screaming something at him. Park watched Sam's face turn red. Finally Sam gave up and ran back for the ladder.
"Best of luck," Park repeated to the empty truck.
Park reached the road and stopped out of habit, looking for oncoming traffic before he turned. He looked in the rearview mirror and saw Sam reach the ladder. He was climbing. Two corpses had followed him and were grabbing at his legs. A third was approaching. Sam was struggling.
Park sighed at the mirror. "Dumb ass." Then he looked at the road again. It was clear. He could turn.
But he didn't. He looked at the mirror instead. The corpses were still grabbing at Sam. Sam was still on the ladder but probably wouldn't be for long.
Park looked back at the road.
Then at the mirror.
"Shit goddammit hell," said Park, and threw the truck in reverse.
He spun around in the parking lot and sped for the ladder. The truck groaned and clattered as it hit bumps and potholes, but Park didn't slow down. Sam saw the truck coming and started climbing as fast as he could. Park chuckled, sounding and feeling a little crazy. Not really knowing why, he reached down and fastened his seat belt.
"Gotta buckle up," he said to himself.
Then he slammed the truck into the bottom of the ladder. The corpses went splat underneath him. One flew off to one side, groaning as its legs came free from its torso.
The seat belt dug into Park's shoulder as the force of the crash flung him forward. The engine sputtered and hissed. Park eased himself back and shut off the ignition.
"You goddamn crazy fucking trailer trash idiot!" came Sam's screams from above him, up on the ladder. "What in the holy name of fuck is wrong with you?"
"Just saving your ass," said Park, unhooking the seat belt and reaching for the rifle next to him. "Fuck knows why, but that's what I'm doing."
Corpses were already closing in on the truck. They must be coming from inside, Park thought. All this noise must be bringing them out.
The ladder creaked above him. "Dammit!" yelled Sam. "You knocked the ladder loose!"
Park looked out the windows to each side. Two or three corpses were clawing at the glass. I could shoot them, he thought as he opened the glove compartment and pulled out a second box of ammo. He stuck the ammo in his pocket. But no point in wasting ammo.
He slid down in the seat and kicked at the windshield. With a few kicks the glass splintered and came free.
The ladder creaked again. "Shit!" said Sam.
"Just hurry and get up the fucking thing!" yelled Park. He climbed out the window and onto the hood. Corpses reached for him but the hood was too wide.
"Where the fuck were you going?" yelled Sam above him, climbing.
"A party," said Park. "With ice cream and a fucking clown. Just get the fuck up there!" He walked across the hood to the ladder and took hold. It gave a little too much. It was loose.
He looked up. Sam was halfway back to the roof. Park slung the rifle over his shoulder and started climbing.
From below him, Park heard his engine hiss and sputter, even though he'd turned it off. He doubted it'd be running again any time soon. Corpses groaned down there, too. Park didn't look.
The ladder swayed as he climbed. He got several rungs up before realizing Sam had stopped.
"What the hell are you doing?" said Park.
"We're gonna have to slow down," said Sam. "This thing's gonna give any second."
"Fuck it is. Fucker's made of steel or some shit. Just go!"
Sam grumbled and resumed climbing.
Park swore under his breath and followed.
The ladder gave a loud groan and separated from the roof.
"Shit!" yelled Sam as the ladder leaned backward. The corpses down below moaned as if waiting for the meals to drop.
Park swung around on the ladder, grabbing hold of the back. He leaned back toward the building as hard as he could. The ladder stopped, suspending them both in midair. "Do what I'm doing, dickless!" he yelled.
Sam did, climbing to the back of the ladder and leaning toward the wall. The ladder creaked and fell back the other way. Park's back slammed into the hospital wall.
"Ow!" yelled Sam.
The corpses below moaned.
"Now go!" said Park. "I'll hold it!"
Sam squirmed out from behind the ladder and climbed back onto the front. He climbed up as fast as he could until he reached the roof. Park saw him jump onto the roof, then turn to grab hold of the ladder's rounded top.
"Come on!" yelled Sam.
"I'm touched, Shuab," said Park to himself as he spun to the other side of the ladder and climbed. He made it to the top and hopped off next to Sam.
Sam let go and the ladder fell away from the building. With a loud creaking groan, the ladder dropped onto Park's truck. "Damn it, you broke the fucking ladder."
"Don't need the ladder anymore," said Park, smirking. "We have these." He patted the rifle on his shoulder.

Monday, August 6, 2012

Thirteen


“Are you sure about this?” said Maylee, peering through the hole in the floor. “I can't see jack or squat down there.”
“I'll be fine,” said Dalton, standing impatiently next to her. “I'll be able to find my way to the door.”
“And then you run to a neighbor's,” said Brooke, next to the sink.
“Are you crazy?” said Dalton, looking at Brooke. “You saw it out there. The neighbor's won't be any safer.”
“I just don't like this,” Brooke said.
“Me either,” said Maylee. “But he's the only one who would even sort of fit.”
“And there's an old ladder down there,” said Dalton. “I'll get the phone, sneak back up here, then we can call Mom.”
“And the cops,” said Brooke.
“Shit, the army,” said Maylee.
Brooke sighed. “Okay. We'll bang on the door and keep them all distracted. You get into the kitchen, get the phone, then get back up here.”
Dalton nodded and smiled.
“What're you so happy about?” said Maylee.
“You guys are doing my idea.”
“Whoopie-doo,” said Maylee, smirking. “Get in the hole.”
Dalton stepped over to the hole grinning.
A woman outside the door groaned, loud and gurgling on some kind of fluid. Blood, Maylee figured. Maybe bile. It sent a cold spasm up Maylee's back.
Both she and Dalton stopped smiling.
“Let's go,” said Brooke. “And please, be careful.”
Dalton sat next to the hole and put both legs down it.
The scratching outside the door grew louder. Maylee looked at the door and frowned. “Are there more of them now?”
“God, I hope not,” said Brooke.
Dalton put his palms on the floor and eased himself down into the hole. He got to just above his waist and stopped.
“Uh-oh,” he said.
“Uh-oh what?” said Maylee.
“I can't get past here,” said Dalton.
“What?” said Maylee.
“Oh crap,” said Dalton. “I can't go up, either. I'm stuck.”
The groaning from outside grew louder.
“Ok, wait,” said Brooke, stepping up. “Don't panic.”
“Crap,” said Dalton, looking around. “Where's the groaning coming from?”
“Outside,” said Maylee, grabbing hold of Dalton's arm. “Same as before.”
“You sure it's not from under me?” said Dalton, real panic creeping into his eyes. “Oh god, I gotta get out of here.”
Loud moans came from behind the door.
“I can hear them down there!” yelled Dalton, struggling.
“They're outside,” said Brooke. “Just hang on.”
Maylee pulled. Dalton wouldn't budge.
“Ow!” yelled Dalton.
“Shit!” yelled Maylee, letting go. “What happened?”
“You hurt my arm,” said Dalton, rubbing it.
Maylee sighed. “Damn it, I thought something bit you, you little shit!” She balled up a fist and bopped Dalton on the top of the head.
There was a “pop” and Dalton slid further down the hole.
All three of them screamed.
“What the hell happened?” yelled Dalton.
Maylee noticed a small shirt button at the corner of the room and let out a sigh. “It's okay. It was just a button coming off your shirt.”
“Oh,” said Dalton, “Okay. Then...”
And with a fast series of “pops” Dalton slid the rest of the way down the hole. Dalton's chin smacked the side of the hole on the way down.
“Dalton!” yelled Maylee as he vanished from view. A crumpled “whump” came from under the room.
Maylee dropped to her knees and looked through the hole. In the small rectangle of light the hole provided, she could see Dalton's head. He was on his back, facing the ceiling. His eyes were shut.
“Dalton!” yelled Maylee.
Dalton didn't move.
Groaning and scratching came from outside the door.